Charlie Sheen's 'Winning Recipes' On Funny or Die

 

Charlie Sheen has made his own cooking show called 'Winning Recipes' for Funny or Die. Why a cooking show? As Charlie puts it "I'm winning television right now. My plan is to be the first person to have made an appearance on every television network. Just like I was the first person to get 1 million Twitter followers in 24 hours. Like I was the first person to build my own rocketship to Casiopea using only my mind tools. Here I come Food Network."

Charlie goes on to teleport himself from the indoor to the outdoor kitchen, and going over his cooking tools saying his spatula is "a cooking wand for a warlock!" This is the funniest shiz I've seen of Charlie in a long time. Hilarious!

"I don't cook food, I will it."

Check out the full video after the jump.

Charlie In A Tiger Chef HatCharlie Cooks SteakCharlie's RecipeCharlie In The KitchenCharlie Cooks A Winning Meal


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3 Comments

  1. David S. White

    Charlie;

    I just love ALL your stuff...WINNING. I've been a a recovery coach for many years and Charlie's condition is mellow from what I have been exposed to in my life. If it weren't Charlie Sheen it would be nothing....Charlie..I WILL make you the most sought after (in a good way) person on the palnet. I'm a 55 year old recovery coach who has seen it all and more. I've been where you are and have come out to benefit from it all !! There is craziness all over the world but because his last name is SHEEN it's a big deal. Charlie....I have a great plan that would put capitals on every letter in WINNING. Dswhite0414000@gmail.com

  2. Firecracker

    Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! LMFAO. Thanks for posting.

  3. scottie2hottie

    this guy is nuttier than a fruit cake, but he is a freaking genius! too funny!! before i die i gotta party with this rockstar!

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