When news broke that Usher and ex-wife Tameka Foster’s sex tape was for sale to the highest bidder, Tameka immediately verified the tape’s existence, which made sense because she’s a Z-list no-namer who only stood to benefit from the tape’s release. But now she claims she had no idea her ex filmed their sexy time and – surprise! – she’s suing everyone in sight.

Tameka’s attorney issued a statement yesterday saying, “Ms. Foster has not seen the alleged video and had no knowledge that such a video existed. She is certainly unhappy about it.” Apparently, Tameka hasn’t read the manual on how to make your sex tape work for you, because reacting like it’s no big deal then pulling a complete 180 and pretending to be all shocked doesn’t really work. Plus, I’m having a hard time believing that Usher has access to James Bond-style spy cameras and was able to film a sex session without his wife knowing.

This whole scandal just broke a couple days ago and Tameka is already getting on my nerves. In protest, I’m only gonna watch the tape a couple dozen times or so.