Three years after her public, paparazzi-documented meltdown (complete with hair-shaving and umbrella-thrusting, in case you’ve forgotten), Britney Spears will regain custody of her five- and four-year old sons Sean Preston and Jayden. They are set to accompany her and her boyfriend-agent Jason Trawick on her summer tour.
The pop princess says she is taking the boys on the road with her on the two-month North American leg of her Femme Fatale comeback tour from June. She has finally reached an amicable deal with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
K-Fed supposedly has no problems with sharing custody–the deal just needs to be court-approved–so it looks like things are on the up-and-up for Ms. Spears.
Though, if her kids are going to be on tour with her, I sincerely hope they invest in some good blindfolds and/or noise-cancellation headphones. Because no boy should ever have to see his mamma up-close-and-personal spreading her legs and making sexy pouts and singing about threesomes. At least until he’s psychologically prepared.