Alex Pettyfer is trying to sound like a bad-ass, but he just comes off like a major d!ck. The 21-year-old British actor spoke with VMAN about typical Hollywood interview fare, but he still managed to make a mess out of things.

In the course of one interview, he insulted Angelenos, the acting profession, and womankind in general. No wonder Dianna Agron dumped his crazy @ss! You can just smell the Charlie-Sheen-in-the-making.

On L.A.: L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it’s still a s–t hole. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c–ts out.

On Fame and the Red Carpet: I don’t give a sh-t about any of that. I wish I had some interesting stories about living in L.A., but mostly I just do my work and then go home. Being an actor is like being in prison. You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp’s career, and then you move to Paris.

On his “Thank You” Crotch Tattoo: In case I forget to say it.

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