Remember that one girl from The Hills? She always looked up at the ceiling and seemed to be in a perpetual state of fake-acting and, with Lauren Conrad, pretty much epitomized #whitegirlproblems?

Well, she must have realized that her fifteen minutes were almost up and that she had to get another reality TV show off the ground, because that's just what she did. Her VH1 show, Audrina, was meant to show 'her side of things', focusing on her life, her family, and all the darn drama that accompanies being Audrina Patridge. But--newsflash!--as much as she thinks people care, they really don't.

The Mark Burnett-produced show only attracted 791,000 viewers, just enough to crack Sunday’s top 100 cable programs. How bad is that? The Hills show finale attracted over three million people.

And the cherry on top of this sundae of horrible? VH1 managed to bring in 1.2 million viewers with their special 40 Greatest One-Hit Wonders of the '90s.

Oh, Audrina! I guess you aren't nearly as sexy as outdated songs from the '90s. That's sad.