Katy Perry Will Be Pregnant "Soon" if Russell Brand Can Help It

Looks like this crazy ex-sex addict, ex-drug addict wants to be a daddy! The 35-year-old British comedian Russell Brand announced that he hopes to have his own little tots as soon as he can.

“I love children. I am very much looking forward to becoming a dad. Who knows when? Soon I hope. I really love children. I think when I’m among children is when I feel most liberated."

At this point in the interview, every woman and her ovaries are doing a major "Awww...impregnate me, Russell!" Until, that is, he describes what he does to his friends' children when he's watching them.

"I go nuts with children. When I’m around my friends’ children, I jazz them kids up, I swear at them, I get them all worked up, I say crazy stuff to them. I fill their heads with nonsense and then leave them.”

So basically you get these kids all riled up and then you leave? Bad Babysitting 101, Russell. I bet Katy Perry wouldn't be too happy if you did that with your offspring and left her with a sh!tstorm to deal with. Fortunately for America though, the rest of us might not have to deal with Russell’s crazy-uncle-type parenting on a regular basis. That pleasure may be afforded to the Brits.

"I secretly want to [move back to England]. I have a fear of hearing my American children speak to me in American accents."

It makes sense. British accents elsewhere in the world ensures instant sexual popularity. Carry on the old family legacy of banging and blazing, little Russell Brands! It's only natural.

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