Charlie Sheen Porn Mansion May Be On The Way

Because even warlocks can fall on hard times, Charlie Sheen put his Malibu mansion up for sale earlier this week with the outrageous asking price of $7 million. Amazingly, just days later, he’s already had an offer. Granted, the bid is significantly lower than the 7 mil the Sheenius was hoping for, but the buyer is making a special offer to sweeten the deal for Chuckles. 

Charlie Sheen and "Goddess" Natalie Kenly

Adult website YouPorn is offering Sheen $4.5 million to turn his estate into the “porn mansion” Charlie always dreamed of. TMZ reports, “We’re told the YouPorn people have told Sheen’s people they hope to fulfill Sheen’s dream of moving in several porn stars to live at the mansion. The YouPorn peeps told the realtor if Sheen accepts the deal, he can hang out at the porno compound as much as he wants.

Smart move by YouPorn. They know if Charlie is hanging around all those cameras and porn stars, it’s only a matter of time before he’ll wanna get in on the action himself, resulting in the most winning sex tape ever recorded. So basically, this whole Sheen affair will end the way we all should’ve known it would: with Charlie whipping his withered coke peen out for the cameras! Duh!

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