Charlie Sheen Teaches Twins Bob and Max How to Say "Rehab"

Because Charlie Sheen is #notwinning in every other area of his life, why expect much from his parenting skills? The former Two and a Half Men star recently spent his first weekend since March with his two-year-old twin boys, Bob and Max, and he imparted all kinds of wisdom onto them.

Sheen revealed, "I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom [Brooke Mueller] is."

Here’s a suggestion: maybe he should also teach them the word “insanity” so they always know why everyone thinks their father belongs in the loony bin...

Naturally, Brooke Mueller is P.O.-ed. According to a source, “Charlie isn’t allowed to publicly speak about Brooke in any negative way, and Mueller is convinced he is violating that agreement.” She has “had enough” of Sheen harshing on her parenting skills and is even threatening to sue.

Ugh, can we please do the Sheen stupidity without messing up the little ones? This is maturity at its best.