The cast of Jersey Shore is prohibited from drinking in public during their stay in Florence, but apparently, “blast in a glass” Deena Nicole Cortese is stil hammered from last season, because she continues to embarrass herself like only a drunk guidette can.
While crossing one of Florence’s historic bridges on Wednesday, Deena decided it would be a good idea to jump off the friggin’ thing onto a cross section below. She made it, but apparently she jumped before devising a plan to get back onto the damn bridge! Stuck on the cross-section, with nothing below her but a watery grave, Deena had to be pulled back onto the bridge by her cast mates, while horrified locals looked on and remembered why they didn’t want this sh!t going on in their city in the first place.
I’m accusing Deena of being drunk here, but it’s possible that she’s just really, really stupid. I guess since they’re not allowed to drink on camera while they’re in Florence, this will be the season when we finally find out if our favorite fist-pumpers are just as dumb and entertaining without booze.
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