Jenni "JWoww" Farley is the type of quiet, deep-thinking, tortured soul type who you could easily see giving in to the weight of some crushing existential crisis and attempting to take her own life. Either that, or her ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, is a lying douche trying desperately to cling to his 15 minutes of fame. 

According to Jenni's a-hole ex, J-Wizzle was so upset about the way she was portrayed in season one of Jersey Shore, that she swallowed a bottle of Vicodin in hopes of ending her J-life. "I rushed home," Tom told Radar Online. "And talked her out of the bathroom because she locked herself in." Hmmm....Though Jenni definitely has her problems, I think Tom is full of it on this one. There's no way JWoww would waste what must be millions of dollars in plastic surgery by checking out early.