Kate Middleton and Prince William Are on a Secret Honeymoon

We fell for it! Buckingham Palace released a statement saying that Kate Middleton and Prince William had delayed their honeymoon for the lame reason that Will couldn't get off of work, and we believed it. Turns out they took a sex trip after all and cleverly avoided a media frenzy by saying it got delayed. Damn those sneaky Brits!

"They have gone (on honeymoon)," a rep for the Royal Family told the press yesterday. "We are not confirming locations or commenting on any speculation on where they may be going for their private honeymoon, but we can confirm that they have left. We ask for their privacy to be respected during their honeymoon."

Oh, now they want privacy? They seemed to enjoy the attention while they were getting hitched in front of 2 billion people, but now that it's time for the Royal bang session, we're all supposed to look away?! If you ask me, they owe us a Royal sex tape.

No one knows where the couple went for their first f-session as man and wife, but the British tabloids are speculating (probably based on nothing) that Will and Kate are bumping furries in Jordan, Kenya, or Australia. 

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