Kate Middleton and Prince William: Coming To America

I've just gotten over my royal hangover (go hard or go home) from the Royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William, but it's time to crack open the bottles again because the newlyweds are coming to America!

The royal newlyweds will visit California from July 8-10, though their exact itinerary has not yet been made public.

William, 28, has visited the U.S. privately. This will be his first trip to the country in an official capacity. Meanwhile, the Duchess of Cambridge, 29, has never before visited the United States of America officially or privately.

As exciting as it is, I think I would rather have Kate's siblings Pippa and James Middleton come across the pond and go all out with a cross country bar crawl. Pippa will dance around in a bra and hopefully James will have his @ss out. Bring it on Middletons! I'll bring a special French maid costume just for James.

If I can't get that, I'll take Kate and Prince William if I have to.