Lady Gaga and Luc Carl Break Up

Lady Gaga and Luc Carl have been on-and-off again for years now, and the two have apparently broken up. Again. Gaga told MTV News that she is single.

When asked by about her relationship status on BBC programme, The Graham Norton Show, Lady G announced: "No, I don't have a boyfriend and haven't been on any dates recently."

Gaga shouldn't date or get a new boyfriend or have sex often because she may "lose her creativity through her vagina" via intercourse.

LG needs to date a billionaire cause anyone would wanna swoop in, tell her she's hot, then offer to pay for bills only to have their debit card decline on purpose. When you're as successful as Gaga, you should just have sex with people on your payroll so you can compensate 'em with a raise.