Oh, snap. There’s trouble in royal paradise already. Us Magazine is reporting that Kate Catherine Middleton and Prince William have delayed their planned honeymoon in Jordan so that Will can go back to work as a search and rescue pilot on Monday. I’m sure Princess Catherine was thrilled with that decision.

According to royal officials, the couple enjoyed a “private weekend” in the UK (bow-chicka-wow-wow) and have yet to decide on when they’ll take an actual honeymoon. Will must have a giant set of crown jewels to attempt the “I have to work on Monday” maneuver. That excuse might fly for your average 9-to-5 shlub but Kate didn’t marry a prince so that she can deal with poor folk problems. She was probably expecting a year-long honeymoon in a country that Will bought and named after her. 

Instead, she’ll be sitting her Royal @ss at home on Monday while Will’s off playing pilot with his buddies. Hope he wasn’t planning on rockin’ the Royal bedchamber any time soon. 

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