No wonder Rihanna and Katy Perry are besties. Both women can’t sing to save their life, so they flaunt their t!ts and a*s in front of us everyday of their life to distract us from their vocal inabilities. It works.

Rihanna dressed up as a pin-up sailor whore for her performance on The Today Show yesterday. At this point, I can’t even imagine what she’d look like with any other colored hair, or clothes on.

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