Well, it looks like you can stop Snooki from getting trashed in public, but you cannot stop her from making a total @ss of herself. The world’s most famous guidette was detained by Italian police over the weekend after crashing the Jersey Shore cast car into a police vehicle. Now for the shocking part: Snickers was stone sober!

No word yet on what distracted Snooks while she was behind the wheel (I’m guessing a prime gorilla juicehead sighting), but she somehow ended up with her ride lodged between a cop car and a highway protection wall. JWoww, who was riding shotgun at the time of the crash, was forced to exit the vehicle through the passenger side window. Snooks was briefly taken into custody by Italian police, but not formally arrested. 

Is anyone else impressed by Snooki and company’s incredible ability to find new and interesting ways to embarrass themselves abroad? I think they finally found something that might be more painful to watch than Ronnie and Sammi drama.

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