This weekend, the youngest of the Demi Moore-Bruce Willis offspring got busted for being delusional enough to think she could just walk out of a car carrying bottles of liquor without anyone noticing.
Tallulah Belle Willis, 17, was in a group of three underage girls spotted by cops in Hollywood on Friday night as they stepped out of a car around 11:00 p.m. The girls were allegedly carrying bottles of alcohol, and police officers intervened.
I know that teens get drunk all the time in this country, but most of them aren’t stupid enough to tote their poison of choice in public without making an effort to hide the damn things. Hello–that’s why paper bags were invented! That’s why mixed drinks, hidden in juice or water bottles, are a thing!
Based on the level of stupidity involved in this endeavor and other reports of Tallulah’s (hard) partying in the USA, it looks like this girl is taking the patented Lohan approach to life and will be, consequently, Jager Bomb-ing it up no matter what her age. It’s only a matter of time before she too starts to resemble a 40 year-old crack addict.
Oh, they grow up so fast!