June 2011 News Archive

Teresa Guidice's convict husband was arrested earlier this year after he was caught using his brothers ID to get a drivers license. If he's found guilty, he could face up to 10 years in prison, along with another 18 months for forgery, and folks don't believe Teresa will stick around if Joe's locked up in the pokey.

“If he goes to prison for years, Teresa will likely file for divorce. Teresa’s really angry at him, she can’t believe he got arrested again. She just can’t forgive him. The fact that he premeditated [illegally getting the driver's license] and didn’t ask her what she thought has made her flip."

“She’s accepted that Joe will probably end up in prison for a while, and there’s no way she wants to be single. She’s faced the idea of dating again.”

If she does move on, hopefully the next guy isn't a thug. This dude belongs in prison after everything he has gotten away with. I wouldn't mind if they locked Teresa up too. No reason needed, she's just one of those people you need a vacation from every once in a while.

Photo: WENN

Kate Middleton has a svelte figure and she used to compete with her sister Pippa on who was the skinniest, but there may be an underlying problem with her eating that is creeping up and worrying the royals. A source speaking to Star magazine says Kate's barely eating.

“She won’t listen to anyone. [Kate] is having boiled eggs for breakfast, blueberries for lunch and then just soup for dinner. Often she works out for two hours a day, sometimes more.

“William doesn’t know what to do. His mother, Diana, suffered from bulimia, so he’s trying to be supportive of Kate. He doesn’t want to stress her out or upset her by saying she looks too thin, so he tells her she’s beautiful and how proud he is of her.”

William's not gonna be proud when Kate is a complete waif and looks like she's living in a concentration camp. I thought he was a prince? He needs to grow some balls and tell her what's up.

Kate does look slightly thinner than she did a year ago, but she's also dealing with a lot of stress and even more public scrutiny than she's used to.

Photos: Fame

Aaron Carter spoke with Australian OK! magazine on the 2nd anniversary of Michael Jackson's death and made some shocking revelations. While he says he misses Michael and how inspiring he was, he admits he's troubled about what Michael did to him.

‘I never talked about it… This is the first time. I do… I miss Michael… I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me,’

Aaron was asked if Michael ever gave him wine and Aaron says he was given more than just alcohol.

"Yes, he gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15.’ As for drugs? ‘He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behaviour bothered me a lot. Then my mother called the police…"

Do you believe Michael gave Aaron cocaine? He's six feet under so it's not like he can defend himself, but I think there may be some truth to Aaron's story.

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Mark Halperin was a little feisty this morning on the MSNBC show 'Morning Joe'. While discussing President Barack Obama's press conference from yesterday, Mark asked them to use their seven second delay. That was of course so he could say something vulgar about the President without it going on live TV. Well, that was a total failure!

Mark, referring to Obama and thinking the delay was in effect said: "I think he was kind of a d*ck yesterday."

Insert foot in mouth.

MSNBC issued a statement apologizing to the President, The White House and it's viewers and has suspended Mark indefinitely as an analyst for his remarks. Mark issues his own statement apologizing for his douchery.

I completely agree with everything in MSNBC’s statement about my remark. I believe that the step they are taking in response is totally appropriate. Again, I want to offer a heartfelt and profound apology to the President, to my MSNBC colleagues, and to the viewers. My remark was unacceptable, and I deeply regret it.

What a dumba$$! Check out video of Mark making his d*ck remark after the jump!

Justin Timberlake has bought a huge stake in Myspace and is attempting to bring it back from the dead. MySpace was bought out by News Corp. for an astounding $580 million a few years ago and was just sold to Specific Media in conjunction with Justin for between $30-40 million. Now that's a huge loss!

Specific Media's International Director, Colin Pertie-Norris, knows making MySpace a giant again "isn't a sure thing and not a slam dunk deal" but he's hoping to get back to it's musical roots, and Justin will play a major role in developing the creative direction and strategy for MySpace moving forward.

“We know we need to take MySpace back to its music roots and make it site run by run for people who love music and new songs.”

“We are performing a close a review of the business over the next 60 days, with Justin Timberlake, and in two months time we will hold an event at which we will reveal our plans for the business.”

I've got confidence in Justin and if he's working with the right technical team and creative folks, there's a chance MySpace could be worth while, but I'm not holding my breath.

Good luck with that JT.

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Feisty Melissa Gorga has some interesting skeletons in her closet. Well, maybe not skeletons but lesbian lovers! A Florida woman spoke with the National Enquirer and claims she had a lesbian tryst with Melissa for more than a year when they were teenagers.

“Melissa had one of the most insatiable sexual appetites I’d ever found in a woman. This domesticated family woman that fans see on ‘Bravo’ is definitely NOT the same wild child I used to share a bed with when we were younger.”

I can hear Teresa Giudice cackling and making jokes about Melissa's lesbian relationship right now. For some reason, I can even imagine Teresa bringing it up during a heated argument which of course will be aired on 'Real Housewives of New Jersey'.

What's wrong with testing the lesbian waters? It doesn't hurt to put your toe in (the water) and see if you like it.

It looks like everyone’s favorite schnookums, Snooki, is back together with her hulking ex-boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. The two broke up a few weeks ago in Italy, mainly due to his trust issues, but now they’re back together and we can all speculate about what their little Cheeto-dusted babies would look like.  

The pint-sized 23-year-old guidette and her muscle-bound hunk looked very much a couple as they were spotted leaning in for a kiss on the beach board walk [in Seaside Heights, NJ].

How romantic! I guess now that Snooki’s no longer in Italy, surrounded by all those hawt Italian men, all Jionni’s trust issues have just magically disappeared. Riiight.

But honestly, they’ve gotten back together really fast, only just as she's come back home. I take this to mean that when Jionni said it was hard for them to be apart as a reason for the split, what he really meant was that it was hard for his penis to go a few freaking weeks without getting some. Didn’t anyone every show this dude some lotion and Internet porn? Sheesh.

I just hope our little midget’s happy and he’s not a user. Maybe love and fake tans really do conquer all.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN

'Bend It Like Beckham' star Jonathan Rhys Meyers reportedly tried to commit suicide after he downed a bunch of pills Tuesday evening. Paramedics arrived and found Meyers slumped over on the floor. A source said: "This is very sad. It was the opinion of those present that he tried to take his life."

For half an hour Jonathan was refusing to be worked on by paramedics. When police arrived, they talked Jonathan into get treatment and he was taken to the and released early Wednesday morning.

Jonathan has battled alcoholism and he's been on the rehab tour at least five times. I hope he finds the help he needs and gets his shiz together before it's too late. He's such a talented actor.

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Denise Richards has added another addition to her family by adopting a baby girl. Her daughter's Sam and Lola helped Denise chose her first name, Eloise. Denise Tweeted the news of her new bundle of joy.

"Thank you all for your sweet messages. The girls and I are over the moon and so is my dad Grandpa Irv...xo"

Denise's girls are adorable but they look so much like Charlie with those tiger blood eyebrows, and they almost make them look evil. Hopefully the new addition won't have that #winning look.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

Prince Harry is done with Chelsy Davy and has reportedly moved on to a much hotter gal named Florence Brudenell-Bruce. The hot model and Prince Harry have known each other for years, but the relationship didn't start heating up until Chelsy was out of the picture.

"It's very early days but Harry and Florence are an item. She is a lot of fun, blonde and very good-looking. Harry really likes her."