It was only a year ago that Megan Fox crushed the hearts of her delusional horny fans by marrying has been actor Brian Austin Green. Dickmatized to levels that few women in the industry have been victimized by, Megan wants to renew her vows.
Ms. Fox told E! News: "I didn't think that I was into it until my relationship with Brian. He's very sensitive and very emotional. He's a Cancer so he's very all about feelings and relationships and he cries about everything. He'll want to do it, so I'll do it for him."
I wouldn't tell the world that my man "cries about everything," but Megan has always had a severe case of diarrhea of the mouth. Sometimes I like these two, other times I don't, but one things for sure: Megan adores her dude… I don't know if that was a compliment either. Sigh.