Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity In A Tent, Was Cheated On By Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin's memoir 'Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far' details some of the trials and tribulations little Bristol has been through in her whopping 20 years on earth, and I'll be the first person in line to get a copy of this must-read publication. Okay, so I really don't have any plans on buying this book, but there is some sections to take notice about and read up on when the book is released: such as where Bristol lost her virginity, and what a man whore Levi Johnston really is.

In Bristol's upcoming memoir, she refers to Levi Johnston as "the gnat" and claims their f*ckship was full of lies and disappointment. Bristol reveals that Levi "cheated on me as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates." I don't know exactly what that means, but I'll take it as he was sticking his peen in a plethora of chicks around town.

How awesome is that? Pretty cool for Levi I guess, but damaging to Bristol. What's even better is Bristol describing what it was like waking up in a tent the next morning after losing her virginity to Levi. I'll have to wait for the book's release next week before we'll know, but I can imagine it was a chilly, damp, and a little musty.

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