Bristol Palin Says She Wasn't Raped By Levi Johnston

Since she makes a decent paycheck by telling teenagers to not have sex, it makes perfect sense that Bristol Palin would want to place the blame for her own teenage pregnancy on her redneck baby daddy, Levi Johnston. The problem is, when a girl claims a guy had sex with her against her will, she's accusing him of rape, and it's kind of a serious thing.

Bristol appeared on Good Morning America yesterday, and when asked to clarify the controversial claim made in her new memoir that Levi "stole" her virginity, she basically backpedaled like crazy. "I'm not accusing Levi of date rape, or rape at all," Bristol said. "But I am just looking back on this with adult eyes I have now." She added that having sex with Levi was, "a foolish decision." A foolish decision that she then repeated a few hundred times.

She's right about that. Getting knocked up by a backwoods retard was probably not the best idea, but then again, falsely accusing someone of rape could potentially be a far worse decision, so I guess she really hasn't learned much. Good thing she's basically trying to make a career as a professional role model.

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