Mark Zuckerberg and longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan are the proud parents of “Beast.” Mark and Priscilla created a Facebook page for their puppy, and they update it with adorable messages from the furry one himself. Here are some recent photos of Mark’s sexy piece. Translation: The dog.

Some of you may be waiting for me to go in, but I won’t. I think these pics speak for themselves. Gawd bless Priscilla’s lil heart. She must be doing something right… The end.