After three months of chain-smoking and passing out drunk together, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have called it quits. Jeez, if a recently divorced 26 year-old and a violent, 50 year-old leather handbag with eyes can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?
People reported the break-up this morning and stated that “the reason for the split wasn’t immediately known,” but I don’t think it’s that hard to figure out. Take a look at Scarlett Johansson. Now look at Sean Penn. Now back to ScarJo. Now Back to Penn. There’s the reason for the split, right there. She probably saw ex-husband Ryan Reynolds‘ abs in the Green Lantern trailer, then took one look at the withered lump of old man snoring next to her and immediately climbed out the window.
At least she’s no longer wasting her hotness on someone who looks like he’d ask you for a dollar in a 7-11 parking lot. Here are some pics of ScarJo, just cuz she’s purty.
(Photos via WENN)