Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital Thursday night, and spent much of the weekend in and out of doctors' offices. Fans were concerned, and naturally, the intrawebs were abuzz with speculation about Selena's condition. Some even suggested (hilariously) that she had gotten knocked up by Justin Bieber's pre-pubescent peen. 

Selena is back to full strength now, and has finally released a statement, which attributes her health scare to malnourishment and low iron. "I was very malnourished," Selena said in an interview. "I was very dehydrated and very low on iron. So I just gotta take care of myself."

Meh, no big deal. Rich, seemingly healthy, 18 year-old girls collapse due to malnourishment all the time. Sometimes you get so busy you skip a meal or two. Other times your coke dealer experiments with a new cut and you have a bad allergic reaction. Hey, if the rest of the internet is gonna spread ridiculous rumors, we might as well jump on board!

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