July 2011 News Archive

Justin Bieber was photographed while sporting a boner? Or is that what the Biebs looks like while flaccid? Justin Bieber's penis photos are finally here, so the question remains, are Beliebers happy with what they see?

At 17 years old, Justin has more swagger than men thrice his age, but can he back it up? Is he packing heat? You tell me. Justin's underwear from Miami pictures are pretty revealing.  No word on why Justin was walking around in his boxer briefs by a pool in Miami, but our questions have been answered.

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Amy Winehouse's life touched the lives of many, including 10 year-old Dannika Augustine. Winehouse was in the process of adopting the little girl, according to The Sunday Mirror!

Amy met Dannika during one of her visits to St. Lucia a few years ago. The 10 year-old was living in poverty with her mother when she met Winehouse.

"I would call her mum and she would call me her daughter. She took care of me and we had fun together... She was the most amazing person and I was looking forward to living with her here or in London."

Dannika said that she can't believe that Amy is gone. "This is the worst thing that ever happened to me."

Dannika's grandmother Marjorie spoke with Amy a few weeks ago. Amy was planning to return to St. Lucia next month. Marjorie says that Amy really wanted to be a mother.

"If she had not died, she would be here completing the adoption process. There is no way she would have done what she did to herself if Dannika was with her."

Both of Dannika's parents had already signed off on the adoption.

Damn.

UPDATE: Amy's rep says this story is NOT true.

Photo: The Sunday Mirror

Oscar winner Angelina Jolie, 36, just wrapped up post-production on her directorial debut, a remake of Elizabeth Taylor's "Cleopatra." She's a mother, humanitarian, and actress and she says that she would like to slow things down.

"I'm older and I know who I am ... and I'm less interested in the character helping me answer something ... than in being able to answer it for myself, as a woman, as an adult, with my family."

Angie says that she likes to learn things through traveling the world and taking her adopted children to their home countries in addition to doing charity work.

"As Brad and I get older we're going to do fewer films. We've had a nice run and don't want to be doing this our whole lives. There are a lot of other things to do."

I find it refreshing when an A-lister becomes comfortable with throwing their fame and career away. I think Angelina's serious and I think she'll live a more fulfilled life when she's not acting. We've heard her say this for years now, but it's evident that Jolie's heart is in many places. Angelina and Brad Pitt will continue to make the world a better place. They don't need to be starring in Blockbusters in order to make an impact. Now who's gonna cut me a check for kissing their a*ses like that? Checks should not be made payable to "Firecracker." You'll need to email me for my real name. Ok, thanks.

Photo: Wenn

Ashley Hebert is the most insecure Bachelorette in the show's history, and her "journey to find love" has been more of a roller coaster than a limo ride.

Hebert, 26, was the first contestant to be roasted by her suitors, which is bullsh!t! Next, she had sex with contestant Bentley Williams, who repeatedly said that he was not attracted to her - behind the scenes in his one-on-one interviews.

She had men walk out of the show and others return, all the while she kept questioning if things will work out for her. After this season's premiere, she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and she told the host that she had made many mistakes.

And last, rumors surfaced that the man she picks, allegedly, JP Rosenbaum is just not that into her and only appeared on the show for publicity. That's enough to make a girl lesbian! Luckily, Ashley says things have worked out.

Ashley tells People magazine: "I'm so happy, so in love. I found a great man. It's going strong – we've been hanging out and talking all the time. I hoped I would leave with this type of relationship."

Dianna Agron of Glee looks, um, not good? The show's "most classic beauty" has vamped it up for Flaunt magazine. Dianna's gorge because she's the antithesis of co-star diva Lea Michele. Her body is also far from being emaciated. She has thick thighs, but she's thin from the waist up.

Dianna's been Photoshopped and airbrushed to look thinner, natch, but she's also been styled to look fug. Her pictures stand out and I love 'em for that, but she looks like a mannequin in the photo above.

Photos: Flaunt

Kim Kardashian and future husband Kris Humphries sampled wedding cakes on Friday. Kim stopped by an upscale flower shop in Sherman Oaks, California. Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, and Rob were also there to sample the sugary goodness.

Kim and Kris had their bachelorette and bachelor parties in Vegas last weekend where Kim interrupted Kris' bash to claim her territory by making out with him in front of everyone. It was just like a dog urinating on the ground, only with saliva.

There's no word on who will design Kimmy's dress. Sister Khloe hopes that Vera Wang will be Kim's designer. We'll find out soon. It's all goin' down on August 20!

Photos: Fame & Wenn

I guess everything sounds like a good idea when you're 18 years old. Miley Cyrus posted a new photo on Twitter revealing her equal sign tattoo, in support of gay marriage and equality. Miles wanted to remind us all that "All LOVE is Equal." Why exactly she's so hung up on marriage equality is beyond me; I think she just wanted another reason to get more ink.

In 2009, Miley said that she supports love and gay marriage, which resulted in haters posting nasty messages on Twitter and conservative groups lashing out. After Casey Anthony was found not guilty, Miley said something about living in a world where Casey got off but gay people can't get married.

Miley tweeted one of her followers: "where does it say in the bible to judge others? Oh right. It doesn't. GOD is the only judge honey. 'GOD is love.'"

Relax boo. More and more states are legalizing gay marriage. It's a slow process just like slavery, women's rights, civil rights, and now gay rights. Change doesn't happen overnight "honey," and your tattoo isn't changing anyone's opinion. This b!tch is so bored, but as long as she sticks to tattoos and sleeping with co-stars, I think she'll be okay.

Just like she did when she was on trial, Casey Anthony is going for the sympathy vote. The 25 year-old train wreck will not do an interview right now because she wants to seek professional treatment for "serious mental issues," like killing her own child? Nope.

Anthony wants treatment for the following, according to TMZ:

• Casey now realizes that her questionable behavior when her daughter Caylee went missing back in 2008 stemmed from "obvious mental health issues."

• Casey still needs help coping with the "obvious trauma of losing her child."

• Third, Casey spent nearly three years in solitary confinement in a Florida jail ... where she spent 23 hours a day in a 4x9 foot cell ... Our source, directly connected to Casey, tells us, "It messed with her head."

Casey's lawyer will continue to accept offers on behalf of Casey. "When she's healthy" she will finally sit down for an interview.

This hooker is brilliant! I think some folks will feel sorry for her. This is disappointing for many reasons. Casey needs to hurry up with her interview so that we can stop talking about her and B) By the time she's interviewed, it will be one-hour, or more, of some well crafted PR spin bullsh!t, which is exactly why she's "seeking help." We're never going to get a straight answer from this b!tch. 'Getting professional help' is worth a few more chapters in the book that she may inevitably "write." Can we just go ahead and deport her?!

Adam Lambert could sing the phone book and make it sound stunning. One of the most talented performers to ever hit the American Idol stage gave fans a glimpse of what's in store on his sophmore album. Adam sang new song "Outlaws of Love" live in Quebec last night and he sounds AMAZING, per usual. Adam is the real deal. His voice carries so much emotion and he always pulls you in and keeps you right along there with him until he's done belting something out. The man can't sing, he can sang.

Adam Lambert Outlaws of Love

We're less than a week away from the premiere of the fourth season of Jersey Shore and the awesome trailer promises plenty of drama and culture clashes between our favorite guidos and actual Italians. We can assume that at some point, the entire cast makes @sses of themselves overseas, but the question remains, who will be the worst ugly American?

We already know Snooki hospitalized 2 policemen by driving like, well...like Snooki, but it's possible one of more of her cast mates made life even more difficult for the locals in Florence. For one, Deena Nicole Cortese walked the streets dressed like a $2 boardwalk hooker, which would cause widespread vomiting and eye-gouging in every country, but must have seemed especially shocking in one Europe's fashion capitals. Even so, it's probably JWoww who caught the most dirty looks for her questionable fashion sense. It's about time someone showed those Eye-talians would a good set of American implants looks like.

Then there are the guys. Odds are they all nearly got locked up for their aggressive mating rituals, but surprisingly, it seems like the girls in Florence were actually digging the boys from Seaside. Pauly and Vinny seem to have gone into the experience with a genuine interest in learning about another country (and its women) and Ronnie managed to leave without getting arrested for a domestic dispute with Sammi, which is the most we could've hoped for. Then there's The Situation. Aside from getting the sh!t kicked out of him by Ronnie, The Sitch seems to have generally acted like his douchey self for the duration of the trip.

Looks like even an old-fashioned @ss-whupping wasn't enough to keep Mike in line. I'd say they should've just left him there, but it probably would've sparked some kind of international incident, and we don't need another war. We won't know the full extent of The Sitch's cross-cultural dickishness until next week, but my guess is, he'll embarrass us all. The fourth season of Jersey Shore premieres August 4th on MTV.