I’ve never read the Twilight books, but I’m told that after three books/movies of build-up, Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart) finally engage in some freaky vamp-on-virgin sexytime. Everyone was curious as to how the bizarre, violent sex scene depicted in the novel would be portrayed in the PG-13 Breaking Dawn film. Well, now we know. Kinda…

Yep, that’s our first glimpse at the infamous honeymoon scene, filmed by some dude’s cell phone at a Comic-Con screening. It’s a little grainy but it gives us an idea of what R-Pattz and K-Stew’s first time banging on camera will look like. Kristen is nervous; she furiously brushes her teeth, because apparently vampires are ultra-sensitive to bad breath. She gets naked and then…well just watch it for yourself. Funny that these two have been banging in real life for years and their fictional alter egos are just now getting down to business. Vampires are so prude.