Remember when Snooki made an @ss out of herself by crashing into a police car in Italy? According to Snookums, it’s totally not her fault. The brakes didn’t work!
Snooki claims the brakes in their Fiat were really old, and when she tried to use them, the brakes “didnt work so to avoid the cops I ran into the wall so I didn’t hurt anybody.”
Were they not working, or is she just too damn short to reach them? That debate could go on forever.
It was said the cops had sustained cuts and bruises during the accident but Snooki says nobody was injured. As for the neck brace she was spotted wearing after the accident?
“I was doing a little joke. You’ll see!”
It’s all going down on the 4th season of Jersey Shore beginning August 4th, and I’ll be fist pumping and pop lockin’ my way through the season. This might be one of the best seasons yet!