Well, if you believe Star magazine (which you shouldn’t) Kate Middleton is knocked up and hasn’t eaten a thing since her wedding cake.
According to the notoriousragmag, sources close to Kate worry that she’s “gone from fit and toned to gaunt and bony.” They also call her current condition “horrifying.” Harsh words from made-up people.
Star is so worried about the Duchess that they consulted a doctor (who, of course, has never met Kate) for a diagnosis.”Kate looks to weigh 95 to 100 lbs. That makes her seriously underweight.” Thanks, doc! Think how much time celebs could save if all medical opinions were based on photoshopped tabloid pics instead of actual doctor’s visits.
Sadly, Kate will probably take the high road and refrain from suing the sh!t out of Star, but in case you’re tempted to believe such BS rumors in the future, just remember: Kate’s not Britney Spears. She’s royalty. When she gets pregnant, it’ll be kind of a big deal and she’ll be sure to let everyone know.