August 2011 News Archive

The physical and emotional abuse Taylor Armstrong sustained by her husband Russell Armstrong didn't begin overnight. Other cast members of 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' knew there was problems between Russell and Taylor and they wonder why she didn't leave him sooner.

A source tells Radar, "They, as a group, were very upset with Taylor for not leaving Russell sooner. They didn't understand what took her so long to pull the plug on her marriage. It was an open secret that Russell was beating Taylor."

You know, I'll never understand why a woman stays with a man who abuses her. I can only think it has something to do with their self-esteem and believing they not worth anyone better. All of that is far from the truth and every woman deserves a man who treats her right.

So they're going to air PSAs for suicide prevention but shouldn't they also raise awareness about domestic abuse?

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On last Sunday's episode of Jersey Shore, Snooki wanted to have phone sex with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. Not only did Jionni refuse to engage, he was embarrassed and quickly urged Nicole Polizzi to STFU.

Snooki: I had fun [masturbating] in the shower.

Jionni: Aaaaahhhh! You're gross! What else is going on?

Snooki: Nothing. I want your dick.

Jionni: That's not necessary. Stop!

Snooki: Are you DTF? I'm going to, like, have an orgasm right now.

Jionni: Ewwww!

Snooki's midget boyfriend also sucked in bed, according to Snooki who smushed him last season. Doesn't wanna talk dirty? Check. Isn't any good at heterosexual sex? Check. Waxes his eyebrows? Oh sh!t!

This is the same chick who said she's never read a book before and communicates through grunts and growls. She's not the brightest bulb in the box, nor is she observant by any stretch of the imagination. The breakout Jersey Shore star is always saying that she really enjoys hanging out with her girlfriends. Luckily for Snooki, she's also dating one.

Editor's Note: Jionni's probably just a shy metrosexual.

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The custody idspute between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva is finally over. After months of allegations and rumors of physical abuse, secret audio tapes and broken teeth, I'm glad this case is over.

Mel was ordered to pay Oksana $750,000 which will be split into 3 payments and his daughter Lucia will receive the same amount of money that his other children with ex-wife Robyn receive. Oksana and Lucia can stay in the house they are currently living in, which Mel bought and he can visit the house anytime, as long as he has a designated person with him... I say, move out of the house! I wouldn't want psycho Mel poppin' up at my door whenever he wanted!

The kicker in this whole settlement is Oksana Grigorieva could have actually made $15 million had she stuck with the original deal. She didn't go through with that settlement because she felt Mel was a danger to their daughter Lucia and believed Mel shouldn't have unsupervised contact with Lucia. Under the current deal, Mel actually gained more unsupervised contact with Lucia and Oksana... Well, she's a dumb@ss for not sticking with the original deal.

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T.I. was released from prison this morning and as soon as he stepped outside of the pearly prison gates, he began taping a new reality show for VH1. The show will follow T.I. as he readjusts to life "as a free man after being incarcerated for nearly a year in a Federal prison in Arkansas."

The show promises viewers will get a glimpse into the "very loving and always fascinating relationship between T.I. and his wife Tameka, who has faithfully stood by T.I.'s side through it all."

Jeff Olde, a big wig of Original Programming and Production at VH1 said, "Viewers have always connected with T.I. and we are definitely thrillled to show the next chapter of this incredible artist's riveting life with this new series."

It's hard being a celebrity isn't it? Getting out of prison and shooting a reality show which you're gonna make bank on... Yeah, that's rough!

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Oscar De La Hoya, the Golden Boy of boxing who retired from the sport in 2008, hasn't had a golden lifestyle since leaving the ring. While speaking with Univision, Oscar admitted to suffering from depression and thought about committing suicide but "I don't have the strength, I don't have the courage to take my own life but I was thinking about it."

Oscar said his drug of choice was cocaine and alcohol with the cocaine being more recent, but in the last two years he depended more on the alcohol. He admits "It took him to a place where I felt safe," but he recently went to rehab and has been clean for three months.

If that's not enough coming out of Oscar's skeletal closet, he also revealed he had cheated on his wife saying, "We are obviously not talking a Tiger Woods here, but I was unfaithful."

Damn, Tiger still can't catch a break! Now that Oscar is clean, maybe he can start living the golden life he should be enjoying.

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It's no secret that Kim Kardashian wants to pop out babies as soon as possible. I mean, she puts the whole 'I want a baby!' shiz on blast in just about every interview she gives. As soon as Kris Humphries put the official ring on it, she was ready and willing for spermination.

While enjoying their honeymoon in Italy, Kim was allegedly spotted buying pregnancy tests. A source told Life & Style, "She came on her own and bought two pregnancy tests. She didn't speak any Italian and looked a bit embarrassed.

An insider says Kim wants "a baby nine months to the day of getting married" so does that mean she planned her wedding around her uterus? Ya gotta have an egg ready to fertilize before you get knocked up! When asked at the VMAs if she was with child, Kim responded, "It's no secret that I can't wait to be a mom. Of course I hope it happens soon. I don't know if I am right now."

I hope she's prego. I can't imagine how her @ss is going to evolve through that nine months!

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Rapper T.I. was released from a federal prison in Arkansas this morning and he must have been a good boy because he wasn't due to be released for another month! T.I. was sentenced to 11 months in prison last October for breaking the terms of his federal probation for a previous weapons violation after he and his wife Tiny were arrested in LA on drug charges.

Thrilled to be out of the clink, T.I. posted on Twitter: "Feels great to be back where I belong... Back in the arms of those who need me most."

Shortly after his first post-prison Tweet he posted, "The storm is over and da sun back out. IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE SHAWTY!!!! Welcome to the beginning of our Happy Ending!!!!"

He's out and I'm thrilled. I've missed his hotness.

Welcome back T.I.!

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The whole world rejoiced when Beyonce broke the news that she's pregnant. Who could possibly be happier about it than B and Jay-Z? Well, Kanye West of course!

A source speaking with The Sun said, "He's has been saying he's going to be godfather and is absolutely thrilled. It will be a huge honor for him."

I'm sure he'll make a great godfather but they better keep Kanye out of the delivery room when Beyonce pops. I can imagine Kanye videotaping that shiz and busting someone's VMAs moment bubble next year when he storms the stage, throws the video of Beyonce's birth on a jumbo tron and exclaims, "Beyonce had the best delivery of all time! Nobody births babies like she does. She deserves the award!"

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Justin Bieber was involved in a minor fender bender while driving around in a Ferrari yesterday, but have no fear, your little Biebs wasn't hurt in the accident. If he was, I'm sure he would run to Selena Gomez for a little PDA action to make his boo boos feel better.

According to the LAPD, a Honda collided with Bieber's Ferrari but it was more of a love tap than a wreck. One of Justin's folks decided it was best to call the police who showed up and said there wasn't enough damage to take a report.

Had anyone else been driving that Ferrari it would have some damage, but I think it knew Bieber was in the driver's seat oozing with awesomeness and put up its super duty invisible shield to protect him... Or maybe I'm confusing this ride with Kit from Knight Rider.

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Catelynn Lowell and Tyler are moving into a bigger yet cheaper apartment. Catelynn got a call from her dad, who she hasn't seen in four years. He's heading to Michigan for a job interview and making time to visit her while he's in town. Her dad has never met Tyler, so this meeting is a big deal!

Her dad seems like a normal cool guy! He has his head straight unlike April, Catelynn's mom. He gave her great advice on keeping her relationship with Tyler tight and told her to always call him if she needs someone to talk to. He even told Tyler he would love to have him as a son in law. Awww! Catelynn needs that bond and it's nice to see her smile! Hopefully her dad gets the job in Michigan so he can move back and be closer to Catelynn.