Deena Nicole Cortese is letting everyone know that, yes, she went under the knife. Even if, post-op, she remains the least hump-worthy cast member of the Jersey Shore.

When the New York Post asked her about the J-Woww nip/tuck rumors, Deena took it as an opportunity to talk about herself. She responded, “If she did, more power to you. I actually had a nose job.”

Way to slip that in, Deena! Now we have to care.

But my favorite part of the discussion is when Deena helpfully defines what ‘class’ means to her–and how you too can make any situation Deena Nicole-level classy.

"Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that…When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?”

Actually, I don’t know. Because I still can’t get the image of her tongue-stabbing Pauly D out of my mind. And now I keep imagining her with some creepy, wart-ridden, pre-op witch nose doing that unspeakable act. As a result, I’m so mentally effed up that trying to fit ‘classy’ and ‘Deena Nicole’ in one sentence–I can’t even wrap my mind around it right now. Pinky up? No thanks.