An anonymous buyer is attempting to remove all evidence of the infamous Kim Kardashian sex tape from the Internet. The tape, which has been around since 2007, is hot property in the wake of Kim’s recent wedding, with sales skyrocketing in the days leading up to the event. Now, someone (Kim) has decided to do whatever it takes to see the thing get buried forever.
“I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape,’” says a letter from a Tennessee lawyer to Vivid Entertainment. “The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hopes to completely remove it from the market.” In addition to the best-selling tape, the buyer would like to purchase all of the unused footage that was edited out of the final product.
So there are two possibilities here: 1.) Some Kardashian-obsessed perv wants to have exclusive wank rights to Kim’s amateur porn, or, much more likely, 2.) Kim is trying to gain some respectability now that she’s a married woman (again) and the since the sex tape has already served it’s purpose by making her famous, it’s time to wipe it off the face of the earth.