Kim Kardashian Wedding Prep Cost $150,000

Sigh. Kim Kardashian wedding news has reached a saturation point of no return, but as our favorite bum (sorry, Pippa) is having a second wedding reception in New York pretty soon, you can’t just forget that she got married to Kris Humphries. Sorry! The Kimmy K. wedding train is just going to keep on rolling until you’re vomiting rhinestones and false eyelashes for days.

Which, coincidentally, you may feel like doing once you hear about the wedding beauty prep the 30-year-old mega-reality star got before her big day. As part of her wedding extravaganza, Kim received $150,000 worth of free beauty treatments and grooming services to make her extra plucked and puuurty.

Yes, somehow a semi-permanent hair glaze, eyebrow plucking, and makeup servicing adds up to a $150,000 tab. Be amazed.

Those involved with the prep seem to have been drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid as well. Her makeup artist, Mario Dedivanovic, wrote in a blog post, "I couldn't be more excited and honored to be a part of such an important and special day in Kim's life. I've envisioned what she would look like as a bride ever since I began working with her and I finally get to bring that vision of beauty to life!”

I wish I could be as excited about something in my life as this man is about putting blush on Kim Kardashian. Seriously, if only my life had that sense of purpose...