I regard Lindsay Lohan as being, at best, unstable. So the first thing that goes through my mind when I see photos of her covered in blood, holding a knife next to her throat is, who the f**k thought it was a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan a knife?!

The answer? Tyler Shields. The photographer is known for his violent and controversial images, and his latest shoot with LiLo is no different. (Bra, blood, knife, murder...) But Tyler only has gushing words of affection directed towards his subject. No matter how cray-cray she may seem.

“People have reserves, they have a little bit of fear and you have to work past that. With Lindsay, she knew immediately like after five minutes of shooting that this is different, this is special. So I want to do something very special.”

These pictures are totally haunting and Lindsay looks scary-pretty and, yes, they’re ‘very special’ photographs. But, personally, they still just confirm my previous wish to never be stuck alone in a room with this girl. At first, I didn’t want the responsibility. Now, I just don’t want to get my head chopped off.