Now that's a bad situation! The moment this sexist jerk gains a few pounds, his entire career will self-destruct. It couldn't happen soon enough. Mike Sorrentino is still flashing his deflated abs. It's his claim to fame, but he's been doing this for a few years now. We've got the message, he works out and we're supposed to be impressed.

This selfish jerk likes to flash girls his abs in clubs and then have 'em go down on him in the smush room. Has he ever returned the favor a single time in his life?

As much as The Situation irks me, he is a crucial part of Jersey Shore. Mikey starts drama week after week and he upsets everyone that he isn't having sex with, sometimes specifically because they aren't having sex with him. I just think it's time for Michael to layer his look and pull one shirt up over his entire face while having a second T-shirt covering up his deflated abs. I've dated men with better bodies than Mike when I was in high school.

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