It's official! Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki of Jersey Shore, will try to stay sober during dance rehearsals so that she can shake her midget chi chis on the dance floor. TMZ reports that Snooki has joined the next season of "Dancing With the Stars."

ABC reportedly no longer wants to cast D-listers, so it was more difficult for stars like Teresa Giudice to join the show. Teresa was rejected because she's a C-lister, which made her very upset. Teresa out, Snooki in! We can live with that. Rob Kardashian will also be shaking his large Armenian booty on the dance floor - the man has a big ol' butt too - Queen Latifah and Tiffani Thiessen will also compete.

We'll keep you posted as more celebrities are announced. Snooki's going to lose all of the weight that she put back on, like all 4 ounces of it for her midget self, and she's gonna become so damn hot. Team Snooki all the way!