Real Housewives Tour: You Can Meet Bravo's 'Real Housewives' Stars

Millions of women tune in to Bravo's "Real Housewives" shows each week to watch rich women catfight. You take one look at message boards and it becomes blatantly obvious that many Housewives "fans" are secretly jealous of the castmembers' extravagant lifestyles. Because some women are superficial, judgmental, catty, and perpetually jealous of chicks who "have it all," this tour will be a huge success!

Fans can meet awful women like Jill Zarin, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, Kyle Richards, Nene Leakes and Phaedra Parks in person.

The amount of fakery that's gonna go down at these tour stops will give each Housewife a few wrinkles. They'll be smiling in their fans faces and shaking hands before crying backstage cause they need to shower in bleach to cleanse themselves of poor people germs.

The popular "ladies" of Bravo will hit Atlantic City, Chicago and Atlanta. Ticket prices range from $49.50 to $170. I thought we were still in a recession?

Tour info is posted after the jump.

October 1, ATLANTIC CITY, NJ

Location: Caesars Circus Maximus Theater

Caroline Manzo- “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
LuAnn de Lesseps- “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Kyle Richards- “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Vicki Gunvalson- “The Real Housewives of Orange County”

October 8, HAMMOND, IN (CHICAGO)

Location: The Venue at Horseshoe Casino

Sonja Morgan- “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Gretchen Rossi – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Lisa Vanderpump- “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Phaedra Parks- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”

October 15, ATLANTA, GA

Location: Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre

Nene Leakes- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”
Jill Zarin– “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Melissa Gorga – “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Marysol Patton– “The Real Housewives of Miami”