We finally caught our first glimpse of the long-awaited fight between Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. As usual, MTV taunted us with the promise of an epic throwdown, but forced us to tune in next week for the bloodshed. But if you can’t wait a minute longer to see The Sitch get his face caved in (And who could wait for that?), then you’re in luck:
Yep. That’s the fight. That’s how The Sitch ended up getting carried out on a stretcher. Am I the only one who expected more? I mean, don’t get me wrong, seeing Mike get body-slammed into a bed frame is the stuff dreams are made of, but c’mon…MTV security, let the drama unfold! If Mike gets beaten to death you dig up another d-bag guido to finish the season. No one would know the difference, and just think of the ratings!
The important thing is, this clip reminds us that ‘Roid Rage Ronnie can be pretty terrifying when he wants to be. If I were Sammi Giancola, I’d be researching my restraining order options.