Monthly Archives: September 2011

Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe: New Pictures

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Michelle Williams was transformed into looking like Marilyn Monroe for her new film, My Week With Marilyn. We’ve seen images as Michelle Monroe before, but we have a few new ones. So what do you think?

Michelle Monroe

Website Awards Daily, explains why  Ms. Monroe is so unique, it would be difficult for anyone to play her.

Michelle Williams nude photo

It’s impossible to capture what Marilyn had. There was never anyone like her and there never will be anyone like her,” Awards Daily explained.

 

“She didn’t need the plastic surgery she got to make her face even more perfect. She wore false eyelashes and dyed her hair white. But none of those things made her beautiful. It was something inside…and it’s never been matched,” the site continued.

“Once you accept that basic fact you can move on and enjoy interpretations of Monroe.” Preach it.

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Adam Lambert Makes Out Magazine’s Best Dressed List

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Fans were able to vote in Out magazine’s Best Dressed poll for the gay men that they think have the best fashion sense. Adam Lambert has a psychotic fan base that could rival the most passionate group of Beliebers, which landed Glambert in the no. 2 slot.

Lambert live

Out said: “Love it or hate it, the gay community loves to judge. We’re just good at it.” Sweet Jesus, how true is that?!

The article continued with: But back to the results. Pop idol Adam Lambert’s fans turned out in droves to bedazzle him into second place.

Hmmm…. I don’t know if Adam should have even made the list. He wears all black everything all the time, grows out a frightening goatee, and dyes the tips of his hair white.

Lambert came to the defense of John Galliano days ago because Adam likes his clothes, which is all that matters apparently. Maybe if Adam liked a designer who called gay men f*ggots, who should never be able to legally marry, it would hit closer to home and he wouldn’t be so quick to defend someone in the wrong. Food for thought, as old people say. Here are some red carpet pics of Adam, possibly wearing some Galliano in some of ‘em. Who knows?

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Photos: Wenn

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Anna Faris Had Sex With Five Men Before Marrying Chris Pratt

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Anna Faris stars in a new comedy, What’s Your Number?, which opens today, and she had an interview with New York Post’s Page Six where she revealed her number. Anna’s movie is about a woman who has slept with nearly 20 men and has yet to find Mr. Right.

Ms. Faris

“I’m at five,” the actress said. “Don’t you think five is kind of low? I’m 34!”

Anna married Chris Pratt in 2009. She claims that her character’s number is still low. “I think 20 is kind of low,” she said. “Shouldn’t it be like 70?”

There is no such thing as having a number that is “low” or even “high,” as long as you’re happy with it. Your number should be whatever the f*ck you want it to be. It’s no one’s business how many people you’ve had sex with. I’m irritated by Anna’s revelation cause you don’t hear many women with numbers in the double digits telling the world about it. All we get is the Megan Foxs, “I’ve had sex with two guys before getting married,” and the Annas. STFU b!tches!

Photo: Wenn

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Bethenny Frankel New Products: White Cranberry Cosmo Drink and a Workout DVD

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She. Is. Unstoppable. Money hungry reality TV star turned mogul, Bethenny Frankel spoke with Self magazine about her new products. Don’t get me wrong, Bethenny is the Martha Stewart for drunks and anorexics, and any woman that inspires other women to use their gifts is wonderful, but Bethenny is in denial. She pretends to be healthy and barely work out, but she’s stick thin and she’s put her baby daughter on a vegetarian diet: She has some serious fat phobia issues going on and I wish she’d be more honest about it.

Bethenny Frankel workout DVD photo

Bethenny claims that she was a “binge exerciser,” but now things have changed. “Now I’m a person who fits it into my lifestyle. It’s consistent, but not regular. I do it when I can. It ends up being 2 to 3 times a week.”

Frankel says that her new yoga-centered DVD is split into three segments all geared towards the entire body. “Each 15 minute section works out the entire body… so you can do one segment and actually feel good instead of beating yourself up because you couldn’t fit in the whole thing.”

Damn her. Now I want this DVD.

Bethenny is also shilling her new cocktail, the Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo.

“I created the Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo to give you a more elegant twist on a classic without the guilt. Finally, a pretty, flirty, clear cocktail that won’t stain your carpet or couch!”

God damn her. Now I want this drink. I’m not clumsy, but all of a sudden I think I need some of this white cranberry sh!t just in case I ever spill a glass on the couch.

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Melissa McCarthy Covers Hollywood Reporter

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Melissa McCarthy is Hollywood’s new token fat chick, and she is f*cking brilliant! Did you see this woman kill it in Bridesmaids? Melissa also acts on Mike & Molly, and her career is blowing up. She will be hosting Saturday Night Live on Saturday, and she just won an Emmy a few weeks ago. Melissa covers the newest issue of The Hollywood Reporter where she gave a fun and candid new interview.

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On why she’s launching a plus-sized clothing line: “Trying to find stuff that’s still fashion-forward in my size is damn near impossible. It’s either for like a 98-year-old woman or a 14-year-old hooker, and there is nothing in the middle.”

On how motherhood has changed her: “The stupid stuff like what I wear or how I look I can’t control, so I just try not to give too much energy to it. At 20, I would have been like: ‘Don’t they like me? Was it my hair?’”

LOVE her! I hope to see lots more from this talented rising star.

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Michelle Obama Shops at Target

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We shouldn’t be surprised by this. After all, Michelle Obama is a down-to-earth, humble first lady who knows a good bargain when she sees one. But just imagine for a second that you’re walking through your local Target and you saw Michelle picking out some $6 sunglasses. You’d be all like, “Whaaaaaat?”

Michelle Obama goes incognito

Especially if you saw her in that outfit. That’s Michelle at the Alexandria, VA store. I guess she’s trying to fit in, but she’s at a Target in Virginia. If she really wanted to go unnoticed, she’d have to gain 80 pounds and wheeze with uncontrollable excitement when she saw the half-off sale on microwave taquitos. Just kidding, Virginia!

Apparently, the First Lady picked up some food and toys for the Obamas’ dog, Bo. Witnesses says she also stopped by the book section and picked up a copy of “Saving Your Country From Economic Collapse For Dummies.” I may have made that last part up.

(Photo: AP)

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Camille and Kelsey Grammer Custody Battle Continues

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Camille Grammer and her ex-husband Kelsey met up in court today to waste tax payer dollars and act behave like children. Kelsey wanted the kids to spend six days with him in Los Angeles, but Camille said no because she didn’t believe he would take them to their usual activities which includes “dance, sports and therapy.”

Camille Grammer's children picture

A family court judge ruled that Kelsey can get the kids IF he takes them to their scheduled activities.

“Kelsey has refused to attend any of the events in which his kids participate if Camille is present — and she’s been to pretty much everything,” TMZ reports.

Kelsey and Camille’s disagreements are so petty. Camille has every right to be wherever she wants to. Kelsey brought his homewrecking wife to the courtroom, so why should Camille respect what he wants?!

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Justin Bieber is Under the Mistletoe

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Justin Bieber has released the cover art for his Christmas album, Under the Mistletoe, which drops on November 1st. Justin Tweeted that his record “is not your normal christmas album” and that he will be “Doing the #dougie with santa.” Mop up my vom.

Justin Christmas album cover

Bieber’s album is filled with collaborations including Usher, Boyz II Men and The Band Perry. Taylor Swift is rumored to have a duet with Justin and Sean Kingston may also sing on the album.

Justin tweeted that “Christmas is coming early this year,” and he’s right. Sigh. We wish we had his bank account.

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