September 2011 News Archive

Here are some of our biggest stories from this week, in case you missed 'em.

Ashton Kutcher's mistress Sara Leal pictures: Hot or not?

Chris Brown needs to respond to allegations that he's a closet homosexual

Teresa Giudice joins Celebrity Apprentice

Snooki and Jionni are still together

Jessica Simpson delays her wedding

Bitter psycho Patti Stanger offends most of her fanbase

Real Housewives of Atlanta season 4 trailer

Nancy Grace's nipple popped out

Angela Simmons is naked

Who said "Lady Gaga is the most boring singer in the world!"

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Michelle Williams was transformed into looking like Marilyn Monroe for her new film, My Week With Marilyn. We've seen images as Michelle Monroe before, but we have a few new ones. So what do you think?

Website Awards Daily, explains why  Ms. Monroe is so unique, it would be difficult for anyone to play her.

It’s impossible to capture what Marilyn had. There was never anyone like her and there never will be anyone like her," Awards Daily explained.

Fans were able to vote in Out magazine's Best Dressed poll for the gay men that they think have the best fashion sense. Adam Lambert has a psychotic fan base that could rival the most passionate group of Beliebers, which landed Glambert in the no. 2 slot.

Out said: "Love it or hate it, the gay community loves to judge. We’re just good at it." Sweet Jesus, how true is that?!

The article continued with: But back to the results. Pop idol Adam Lambert's fans turned out in droves to bedazzle him into second place.

Hmmm.... I don't know if Adam should have even made the list. He wears all black everything all the time, grows out a frightening goatee, and dyes the tips of his hair white.

Lambert came to the defense of John Galliano days ago because Adam likes his clothes, which is all that matters apparently. Maybe if Adam liked a designer who called gay men f*ggots, who should never be able to legally marry, it would hit closer to home and he wouldn't be so quick to defend someone in the wrong. Food for thought, as old people say. Here are some red carpet pics of Adam, possibly wearing some Galliano in some of 'em. Who knows?

Congrats?!

Photos: Wenn

Anna Faris stars in a new comedy, What's Your Number?, which opens today, and she had an interview with New York Post's Page Six where she revealed her number. Anna's movie is about a woman who has slept with nearly 20 men and has yet to find Mr. Right.

"I'm at five," the actress said. "Don't you think five is kind of low? I'm 34!"

Anna married Chris Pratt in 2009. She claims that her character's number is still low. "I think 20 is kind of low," she said. "Shouldn't it be like 70?"

There is no such thing as having a number that is "low" or even "high," as long as you're happy with it. Your number should be whatever the f*ck you want it to be. It's no one's business how many people you've had sex with. I'm irritated by Anna's revelation cause you don't hear many women with numbers in the double digits telling the world about it. All we get is the Megan Foxs, "I've had sex with two guys before getting married," and the Annas. STFU b!tches!

Photo: Wenn

She. Is. Unstoppable. Money hungry reality TV star turned mogul, Bethenny Frankel spoke with Self magazine about her new products. Don't get me wrong, Bethenny is the Martha Stewart for drunks and anorexics, and any woman that inspires other women to use their gifts is wonderful, but Bethenny is in denial. She pretends to be healthy and barely work out, but she's stick thin and she's put her baby daughter on a vegetarian diet: She has some serious fat phobia issues going on and I wish she'd be more honest about it.

Bethenny claims that she was a "binge exerciser," but now things have changed. “Now I’m a person who fits it into my lifestyle. It’s consistent, but not regular. I do it when I can. It ends up being 2 to 3 times a week.”

Frankel says that her new yoga-centered DVD is split into three segments all geared towards the entire body. “Each 15 minute section works out the entire body... so you can do one segment and actually feel good instead of beating yourself up because you couldn’t fit in the whole thing.”

Damn her. Now I want this DVD.

Bethenny is also shilling her new cocktail, the Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo.

“I created the Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo to give you a more elegant twist on a classic without the guilt. Finally, a pretty, flirty, clear cocktail that won’t stain your carpet or couch!”

God damn her. Now I want this drink. I'm not clumsy, but all of a sudden I think I need some of this white cranberry sh!t just in case I ever spill a glass on the couch.

We shouldn't be surprised by this. After all, Michelle Obama is a down-to-earth, humble first lady who knows a good bargain when she sees one. But just imagine for a second that you're walking through your local Target and you saw Michelle picking out some $6 sunglasses. You'd be all like, "Whaaaaaat?"

Especially if you saw her in that outfit. That's Michelle at the Alexandria, VA store. I guess she's trying to fit in, but she's at a Target in Virginia. If she really wanted to go unnoticed, she'd have to gain 80 pounds and wheeze with uncontrollable excitement when she saw the half-off sale on microwave taquitos. Just kidding, Virginia!

Apparently, the First Lady picked up some food and toys for the Obamas' dog, Bo. Witnesses says she also stopped by the book section and picked up a copy of "Saving Your Country From Economic Collapse For Dummies." I may have made that last part up.

(Photo: AP)

Camille Grammer and her ex-husband Kelsey met up in court today to waste tax payer dollars and act behave like children. Kelsey wanted the kids to spend six days with him in Los Angeles, but Camille said no because she didn't believe he would take them to their usual activities which includes "dance, sports and therapy."

A family court judge ruled that Kelsey can get the kids IF he takes them to their scheduled activities.

"Kelsey has refused to attend any of the events in which his kids participate if Camille is present -- and she's been to pretty much everything," TMZ reports.

Kelsey and Camille's disagreements are so petty. Camille has every right to be wherever she wants to. Kelsey brought his homewrecking wife to the courtroom, so why should Camille respect what he wants?!

Justin Bieber has released the cover art for his Christmas album, Under the Mistletoe, which drops on November 1st. Justin Tweeted that his record "is not your normal christmas album" and that he will be "Doing the #dougie with santa." Mop up my vom.

Bieber's album is filled with collaborations including Usher, Boyz II Men and The Band Perry. Taylor Swift is rumored to have a duet with Justin and Sean Kingston may also sing on the album.

Justin tweeted that "Christmas is coming early this year," and he's right. Sigh. We wish we had his bank account.

Well at least she has her own back. Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Demi Moore is not taking her split with Ashton Kutcher, 33, very well. Demi has been posting nonsense on Twitter, most noticeably the photo below with the caption: "I see through you." Smart. Demi Moore looks... uh, not alive in this pic. Apparently the best way to make your man regret cheating is posting one of your sh!ttiest pics online.

Ashton and Demi were receiving counseling from Kabbalah over the summer "to fix their marriage," but things have fallen apart.

A source close to Demi told Entertainment Tonight that the Ghost star is "sad, hurt and embarrassed" by the scandal.

As she should be. Everyone will be telling Demi "I told you so" and blaming their age difference for the split, which is superficial and shallow. We totally blame their age difference for the split, though, but I own that I'm being superficial and shallow. There's no need to try to see through us here at POTP.

Demi, girlfriend, always remember that you have a back or something.