If there was a couch that Justin Bieber could jump on like Tom Cruise did on Oprah, he would do it. The pint-sized world icon is so pussy whipped and bat sh!t in love that he can’t stop himself from mentioning his girlfriend with every opportunity that he gets.
Justin posted the photo above on his Instagram account with the caption: “Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha.”
This is weird for many reasons that won’t sound humorous if I type ’em out, so I won’t. I don’t know how Selena Gomez does it. Bieber is clingy as hell. The baby in blue is not amused.