My favorite Vatican assassin warlock is a liar. Charlie Sheen threw a viewing party for the premiere episode of “Two and a Half Men” with Ashton Kutcher, and unlike most people on the Internet, the Sheenius thinks that Ashton was good.
Charlie told Access Hollywood: “I think everybody won. I thought the show was really good. I thought [Ashton] was terrific.”
Sheen also called his former co-star Jon Cryer a “freaking genius.” Hmmm. Let the a*s kissing continue? Charlie even had a viewing party and he tweeted a photo of himself, watching the show, with the following caption: “Surrounded by friends and watching the premier [sic] of Two and a Half Men. Odd… But cool..! So far a lot of laughs!! Nice…”
Jon Cryer, the maid, and the mother on Two and a Half Men have always been the hilarious ones. Jon Cryer now has to bring all of the comedy because Ashton sucks, even his character’s name sucks. Walden Schmidt? Sounds like a loser to me! I’ll be tuning in tonight to see if Kutcher is any better. If watching Ashton doesn’t turn me on tonight, I’mma have to stop watching. You hear that CBS?!