Demi Moore posted a topless photo of herself with the following caption: "Remember.....you've got your own back." Woah! Profound yo!

Ashton Kutcher's wife is a Twitter addict who has the maturity of a 10 year-old. Demi doesn't understand that "big pimpin'" is a harmless catch phrase, she thinks her bones are sexy, and her bare back will remind us that we have to look out for ourselves or something. She has the gift of being able to dumb down complex messages for the low-brow masses. She should start writing self-help books for preschoolers.