In Touch magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson is pregnant because she sent back a glass of champagne during Eric Johnson's birthday toast.

Jess is allegedly expecting her first child this Spring.

Simpson's "kooky cravings!" include nacho chips dipped in chocolate, cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.

Jessica reportedly plans to remarry in November, and plans haven't changed despite her bun in the oven.

Jessica is always photographed leaving some place while drunk off her a*s. When Jess goes out and refuses a drink, she might as well hold up a sonogram. All has been verified and confirmed.

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