In the most shocking news since the sun coming up this morning, it seems professional d-bag Jesse James has trouble keeping it in his pants.
Jesse and walking diseased needle Kat Von D announced their 400th break-up over the weekend to the surprise of absolutely no one. Also not surprising is the fact that the split reportedly came about as a result of infidelity rumors concerning Jesse. One of James’ alleged side pieces spoke her mind on the Internet, posting a scathing account of their affair.
“You can’t stay faithful because you hate yourself, therefore you secretly hate everyone else in your life,” the woman wrote. “That’s why you treat women like sh*t.” Sounds about right. Your first thought may be that this is some anonymous weirdo online who’s probably never even met Jesse. But bear in mind that both Kat and Jesse have declined to comment on the post, and the author offers details about their on and off romance that they haven’t shared publicly.
Fortunately, in this case, it looks like Kat got her revenge. She’s rumored to have cheated on Jesse while they were dating, reportedly gettin’ it in with Bam Margera and other famous clients. Sounds like these two deserved each other. Hopefully they’ll get back together and stay faithful so we don’t have to worry about them spreading their germs to the general populace.