I had no idea The Situation's nose was so big until now. Mike is modeling for a New Jersey tuxedo store named Flow Formal Wear. Mike Sorrentino didn't receive an official offer from Abercrombie & Fitch, but he's making money from at least one clothing line.

The Situation has his own line of tuxedos with the company, cause when you think of formal events, you've gotta be fresh to death in a tux, right? Why isn't the Jersey Shore villain modeling a wife beater and kicks line?

In Touch reports: “They approached me because I am a trendsetter,” says not-so-modest Mike, 29. “FTD has a new meaning: Down to Formal! I’m really excited to show a classier, more sophisticated side of myself.”

The problem with these ads is that we have yet to see Mikey do anything even remotely "sophisticated," or attend any event where he keeps his shirt on.

We know too much about this douchebag. Even if we didn't, I still don't think these ads would work. Mike has such a creepy stare, like he's watching your every move ready to slip you a roofy. It's not helping that The Situation has some whore standing behind him in the background. You know he totally told that chick to GTFO cause she wouldn't smush.

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