Miley Cyrus can’t be tamed and doesn’t think you should try. The former Hannah Montana actress has been in the public eye since she was thirteen, so she’s just a little resentful of how her normal and not-so-normal teenage antics and mishaps have been blasted by the media.

“People see me as this perfect Disney star, and the moment I put out a record that says ‘I’m not eleven years old anymore,’ people look down on me. Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there’s no reason to change that.”

Though it’s fun to rag on her, I agree with Miles. People give her flack because she substituted her purity ring obsession with a love of boobilicious clothing, hallucinatory plants, and dancing like she’s dry-humping her boyfriend at prom. Whatever. It’s not entirely her fault she knows suck-@ss people who like to f**k with her by documenting that shiz. If anything, she lacks poor judgment in friends.

Miley’s getting so grown-up and articulate. Now I feel like I need to be mature and stop making “Can’t Be Tamed” jokes. But she was dressed like a BIRD in that video. I’m just not at that level of forgetting yet.