Robert Pattinson isn’t on Twitter and he probably never will. The actor told Premiere magazine that the social networking site is basically ruining his life.

“In L.A. I have at least 40 seconds from the moment I arrive somewhere, before I get asked for my autograph. It’s Twitter’s fault. If this website didn’t exist, I’d be in peace.”

The real-life Edward Cullen also says that he can always tell when he’s been spotted–and knows that it means he’s totally f**ked.

“When I cross a glance at someone, they hurry to get their phone out. I know perfectly well that I’m screwed and that I’m going to spend a big part of my day shaking people off. It’s frustrating.”

Oh, all the damage that can be done with 140 characters! I doubt his pretty face would be perfectly at peace if Twitter dropped dead, but maybe he just doesn’t like interacting with horny Twi-hards? It’s no news that R-Patz basically hates being famous, but it’d be nice and revolutionary if he liked something for a change. I love the dude, but seriously. Gush about puppies or something next time.

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