October 2011 News Archive

You already know that Kim Kardashian filed for divorce 72 days after marrying Kris Humphries. Although many predicted that the two would split, it feels odd that Kim would pull the plug before the holidays and before Kourtney and Kim Take New York premieres later this month. Kim probably checked out of the marriage emotionally the day she returned from her honeymoon, it takes a lot to please this b!tch, and Kris was taken for a ride.

For the few months that Kim and Kris were married, the tabloids reported that there was trouble in their marriage. The odd couple didn't see eye to eye on anything, Kim kept traveling all over to shill her crap, then boom! Monday morning hits and she wants out. Here are some of the best responses from Twitter. Enjoy!

Brandi Glanville has never been shy about speaking out whenever she feels like it! She's slammed LeAnn Rimes on several occasions and she's not afraid to tell her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-stars the truth. Brandi believes that LeAnn is trying to be her, and she is!

LeAnn has lost a lot of weight, gotten breast implants, and has used the same Twitter poses Brandi would use. Brandi reminds LeAnn that her strategy is flawed.

Brandi says that LeAnn should quit because “It obviously didn’t keep my ex-husband with me. It didn’t work.” Brandi said that LeAnn's mimicking is "irritating, " but she's happy that her kids love her.

Even Justin Timberlake isn’t immune to the charms of Pippa Middleton. While talking to Esquire UK, J.T. expressed his love for the most famous badonkadonk in the United Kingdom. (He’s probably even a part of her Facebook arse-appreciation society.)

"Us American males are big fans of Pippa. We like the Middletons very much. I'm going to sound like a sleazeball. I'm going to stop right there."

It’s cool, Justin. We won’t judge you. The Middleton sisters make everyone in this country go batsh!t crazy, for often inexplicable reasons and @sses that don’t really exist at all, unless you have a Booty Bump. Gushing about the Middletons isn’t ground we haven’t covered. There’s just something about tiaras and generically attractive sisters that make people flip their minds.

When rich, famous folks get the flu, they're rushed to the hospital and put on an IV drip! Rihanna was supposed to perform in Sweden tonight, but she had to cancel the show because she caught the flu. Sounds life-threatening to me!

Rihanna told her followers on Twitter: "I am sorry to everyone who was coming out to my show in Malmo [Sweden]. I was so excited to perform for you all... I'm really disappointed I couldn't be there."

Get better soon.

Kris Humphries allegedly found out that Kim Kardashian filed for divorce this morning through the media. TMZ reports that he was "blindsided" by the news. The bi-racial NBA player told TMZ  "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce ... I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."

Kris, you just dodged a bullet bro!

I no longer trust Kimmy K. I think the Kardashian empire will suffer backlash over this split. It all feels so scripted.

There's a new trailer for the new season of Kim's reality show, and new Kardashian Kollection events are scheduled this week. If you thought that the timing couldn't possibly be any better, Kim filed for divorce ON A MONDAY, not a Friday like JLo and Marc or a Thursday like Jessica Simpson and Nick, but a f*cking Monday to maximize exposure so that bloggers and media outlets could mention it all week.

Jessica Simpson 31, put her wedding on hold this year and speculation that she was knocked up ran rampant. Jess has never been stick thin, so we didn't know if she was pregnant up or just chunky, but when a story came out that Ms. Simpson refused to drink alcohol, we knew this chick was knocked up. Jess loves the sauce!

Jessica tweeted the photo above with the caption: "It's true, I'm going to be a mummy!"

Well that's settled. Congrats!

Will Smith's mini-me turns 11 years old today. It's only fitting that the eccentric young star was born on Halloween. Willow Smith's first hit "Whip My Hair" was massive and earned her millions. She went on to drop a second single "21st Century Girl," and she has co-hosted the Oprah Winfrey Show, starred in hit movies, and toured with Justin Bieber.

Willow's career continues to thrive. She'll star in the remake of Annie and her debut album should be released any month now. For being a confident, positive role model for young African-American girls and boys, and all her fans around the world, we wish Willow a very happy birthday!!

What better way is there to start your day than by looking at someone sexy? Adam Levine attended a press junket for "The Voice" a few days ago and he still looks just as good as he always did. His smile is perfect, his mane is thick, and his stubble is... not so great, but I'll take it.

Christina Aguilera also looked decent. She ditched the leotard and her weave didn't look like it barely survived a tornado. Xtina hasn't looked this good in a long time, while Adam Levine remains a sex god. The Voice returns in February. Guess who'll be watching?

Photos: Wenn

Before Courtney Stodden bought a new face and body and then began signing contracts with paparazzi agencies for staged photo ops, she was competing in beauty pageants. An alleged 15 year-old Courtney is seen in this video where she walks around on stage in a bikini and competes with girls (who actually look underage) for the title of "Miss Washington Teen USA." The future teen bride lost the competition, but won a reality show. Fast forward to the 1:30 mark.

Courtney Stodden Miss Ocean Shores Pageant

Kim Kardashian is trying to convince people that splitting from the husband she was never in love with was a difficult decision to make. Kim released a statement to the E! network... How much money is she making off of her divorce statement alone?

Kim said: "I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

Kim's statement is all about her: SHE hopes that everyone understands. SHE hoped her marriage would last and SHE and her husband remain friends. My gawd. She says nothing about what a wonderful person Kris is or how they had a great relationship, all she's saying is 'Please don't be mad at me because I need you to buy more of my products and watch my scripted reality shows!'

The problem with the Kardassians is that they don't know when to chill. Kim will continue spreading her vadge around like champagne flutes at a New Year's party and she will keep pimping out her relationships and overexposing herself.