Just because it took Beyonce a decade to allow Jay-Z to knock her up does not mean that she isn't pregnant right now. Yesterday the Internet was "buzzing" with reports that she's wearing a prosthetic baby bump. Ever since Beyonce clutched her gut full of human, folks have been saying that she's wearing a fake bump because her stomach looks bigger sometimes and smaller other times.

Conspiracy theorists claimed that Beyonce was having a baby via a surrogate mother. I've shied away from the controversy because it was just so juvenile.

The buzz started after photos appeared to show her bulging mid-section to collapse as she sat down during the Australian talk show Sunday Night HD.

Yvette Noel-Schure, Beyonce's rep, tells ABC the fake-bump rumors are "stupid, ridiculous and false."

I gotta admit, the rumor was funny, but it was just so dumb.