Because ESPN loves to remind you that you totally suck for having a body that doesn’t look like a work of art, the network’s popular “The Body Issue” is here. Some of the biggest athletes, male and female, take it all off to give you a visual of what your man or woman does not look like in bed.

Blake Griffin

My favorites are Blake Griffin, Alicia Sacramone and Gretchen Bleiler.

Gretchen Bleiler

Alicia Sacramone

Getting some muscle in your boobs makes ‘em perky, but being able to go upside down without having your t!ts hit the ground, don’t judge me, is quite an accomplishment.

Just kidding about that last sentence. Love these pics.