Sigh. I hate giving attention to Courtney Stodden, the blonde skankenstein monster who claims she’s 16, but is probably closer to 30. But in this case, we have to give her some credit. She and her horrible, horrible mother won their war against the thousands of people who don’t wanna see her slutty pedo-pics in their Facebook feed.
Despite the fact that they’re usually tied up with more important issues like making the site more obnoxious, the folks at Facebook took time out to issue a statement saying, “This page was removed in error and has been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.” Naturally, Courtney’s camp (particularly her psycho stage mom) took full opportunity of the spotlight by issuing a ton of retarded statements that we read so that you won’t have to.
“I’m sure many others have dealt with similar abuse and didn’t know they could do anything about it,” said Whore-tny’s mom, Krista Keller. “Putting a stop to cyber bullying is something Courtney is very involved in.” Cyber bullying, you say? That comment stems from Keller’s moronic belief that this whole mess stems from jealousy over Courtney’s alleged hotness, and the fact that housewives all over the country don’t want their men ogling Courtney’s supposedly underaged goods.
But in reality, a lot of people saw her pics, got disgusted by her and clicked the “report” button. She’s not actually naked so Zuckerberg had to re-admit her. Facebook pics are private but Twitter is public domain, so check out some of Courtney’s greatest hits below.